A forum game where: User 1 wishes something like "An ocean full of coke!" User 2 then makes his wish real, but with a negative twist "Granted, but the coke has gone flat" User 2 then makes a wish of his own, and so it goes. I start: I wish to become economically independant
Wish granted but the stock market has crashed forcing you to live at home. I wish I had a real my little pony!
Wish granted but it shat out a rainbow on your carpet and ruined it; you had to install new carpet and ultimately give up the pony. I wish I could use Jeff's old carpet for personal matters that totally aren't anyone else's business.
Granted but you realise that Jeff also have had personal matters on said carpet. I wish for Bayrock to put his blabbering in someone else's chat
Wish granted but bay rock then finds where you live and wants to play my little pony with you all night. I wish for a Giant crabs in my pants :3
I'll have you know that I expected no less than the amount of Jeff's essence I received with that carpet! And, I think I won't blabber to you anymore after all you big meanie! Wish granted and that's enough suffering in its own respects. I wish the newest build of Flood could be released to the general public sooner.
Wish granted by they are only up for one hour and you are not online to see them I wish for Batman to sing at my birthday party
Wish granted! But nobody knew your birthday was today so no presents or cake for you! I wish I could code like Donkie.
You can code as fast, as accurately, and as exquisitely as Donkie, but you can only do so in HTML. I wish I had more time.
I grant you all the time in the world but now you have nothing to do with it but staff the Flood for eternity. I wish all my priorities were straight.
Wish granted and from here on out I mow the lawn for my grandpa like you told me to; but I end up getting injured and you feel bad. I wish Donk didn't make me look bad.
Granted but I'm more members for now. I wish for a world where we can all coexist and worry only of intrinsic things.
We already live in such a world where we can do those things, the only problem is that we choose not to. I wish that I was a human calculator.
Wish granted and you are now a human calculator, but unfortunately your life consists of nothing besides helping elementary children solve basic math so you're extremely depressed and underwhelmed with life. I wish some day I'll have the opportunity to snowboard some of the worlds most monumental mountains.
Wish granted you are now snowboarding down Mt. Everest, but the snow was replaced with cheap plastic knockoffs and you broke your back on a cheapy blow-up Christmas Tree that was used in an Orgy that went horribly wrong as Bane destroyed all the Pelvises he air humped at and now you a paralyzed Bay Rock that is shat on by seagulls 24/7. I wish I could have my Virginity back. - From Umbra's Twisted Imagination.
Granted, but it's later stolen from the same person because you were depressed and alone and the only person that cared for you was that person overall, you feel ashamed and commit suicide...... I wish I had a faster Internet speed.