decorate them mass print pictures of Rick irl and tape them to all the cookies and eat them aggressively
I have supressed my inner baker enough to tell you; those are some great looking cookies. Spoiler: My inner baker -EDIT- Sugar cookies are supposed to be pale, most other cookies though, should be golden brown.
Store's are cheaper and total crap compared to homemade/gs cookies. If you want genuine taste then invest the extra buck and buy gs.