Offici@l Hack1ng thr3@d

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Mapplesauce, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    Heyo, mapple with the d o double g here, lemme hear the hoo ha from my fans... Mm, that's right.

    So today I was talking to 4chan and we had difficulty in determining how to cryptify a block exchange sequence in a mainframe. If that can be done, the main router access can be configurated to int_main the fuck out of the motherboard. Yeah, I know this could be a risk to the core, but if you wear a ski mask and properly ground yourself while hacking you should be fine. But anyway, the main issue is that this is really difficult given that the firewall binarifies the drivers, so the multi dimension pointing is rendered useless.

    We attempted to use Fibonacci sequence to decode our monitors, but to no avail. Rebuilding the gpu using VLC to release the inner hello world algorithm doesn't work either; trust me, we tried. And yes, even pressing F5 didn't work.

    Any thoughts @Donkie @Bayrock @Dr. Pit Lazarus ?
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2016
    #1
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  2. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    May 27, 2015
    Messages:
    1,615
    Likes Received:
    784
    Server:
    Flood
    hoo ha
     
    #2
    • Like Like x 1
  3. Roflcopter Rogers

    Roflcopter Rogers Least From The East Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2015
    Messages:
    719
    Likes Received:
    97
    what a meme

    -EDIT- Have you tried tracking the "Attackers" ip down and stress testing it?
     
    Last edited: Mar 22, 2016
    #3
  4. Skittles

    Skittles Taco Hater

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2016
    Messages:
    225
    Likes Received:
    32
  5. Rick.

    Rick. Member Bronze VIP

    Joined:
    Jul 8, 2015
    Messages:
    37
    Likes Received:
    17
    memes are on point at devinity rn
     
    #5
  6. Donkie

    Donkie Founder & Senior Developer Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2014
    Messages:
    904
    Likes Received:
    661
    Discord:
    Donkie#2878
    Did you have the assistance of another set of hands on the same keyboard? That's pretty important to successfully hack something.
     
    #6
  7. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    Not necessary, I use a cryptified razer mouse macro with an inbuilt VPN Ethernet to assist my typing.
     
    #7
  8. Donkie

    Donkie Founder & Senior Developer Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2014
    Messages:
    904
    Likes Received:
    661
    Discord:
    Donkie#2878
    Ah. Not sure what it could be then. Did you try DDoSing your TCP wall with ICMP packets? That should make the DOS shell automatically interrupt itself based on said ICMP packet's payload.
     
    #8
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    When I do that, and run cmd.txt, the batch file gives me the error "OpenGL expansion card has run into an unexpected break." Even after debugging the shit out of the turtle shell, it tells me that the file cannot be found and the analog ASDL encryption failed to build. I think it's because of the hefty amount of Bitcoin processing DDoS.txt has on my computer. It's a pretty large file.
     
    #9
  10. Rick

    Rick female nipple Gold VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,771
    Likes Received:
    613
    That's probably because your runtime isn't high enough. Try extracting into the stack pointer before you execute next time.

    Could also be your recursion though, if you're not using an innumerable version of SQL then OpenGL has problems when it parses to the register, especially when using an ARM processor because r15 isn't able to be used as a GPR. If you can't afford a new processor just go into your DOS terminal and run:

    Code:
    alias ?='cowsay -f $(ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows | shuf -n 1 | cut -d. -f1) $(whatis $(ls /bin) 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1)'
     
    #10
  11. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    So, after extracting the code to minecraft.jar in attempts for a test net, I got a config error stating that I don't have enough multi variate pointers to make the SQL regristatrator out of scope. I edited the batch file with paint to obsfucate the terminal, but Java blocks it because it thinks it's a virus. Should I try forcing Bitcoin into the regristatrator to overflow it?
     
    #11
  12. Rick

    Rick female nipple Gold VIP

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2014
    Messages:
    1,771
    Likes Received:
    613
    It's because you declared minecraft.jar as a constant instead of a variable you dumdum.
     
    #12
  13. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    No, I declared it as a multiclass pointer and issued it as a 64bit file. If I declared it as a variable the function would completely fuck itself over, dumbshit
     
    #13
  14. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    May 27, 2015
    Messages:
    1,615
    Likes Received:
    784
    Server:
    Flood
    hoo ha
     
    #14
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  15. Decap

    Decap Super Radman

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2014
    Messages:
    3,049
    Likes Received:
    881
    This thread
    [​IMG]
     
    #15
    • Like Like x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  16. Dr. Pit Lazarus

    Dr. Pit Lazarus Angelic Web Developer Gold VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 12, 2014
    Messages:
    463
    Likes Received:
    229
  17. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    Waiting for someone to post more ideas.
     
    #17
  18. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    May 27, 2015
    Messages:
    1,615
    Likes Received:
    784
    Server:
    Flood
    join anonymous and ask your coworkers for help


    hoo ha
     
    #18
  19. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

    Joined:
    Jun 22, 2015
    Messages:
    572
    Likes Received:
    171
    Ive talked to them, they already said they're busy on their next hacking project. I can't tell you who they're hacking because it's heavily confidential. They'll send the most notorious of executioners, W.T snacks to get me...
     
    #19
  20. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

    Joined:
    May 27, 2015
    Messages:
    1,615
    Likes Received:
    784
    Server:
    Flood
    can they hack trump again and this time get non outdated info. would be nice
     
    #20
    • Like Like x 1