would you like to join #hatethetomateclub? Fill out this resume below (must follow template): Spoiler: Mine When did you eat you're first tomato: When I was 6 When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: as my mum gave birth to me Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): D duh If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Christopeher Walken or Adam Sandler How long have you hated tomatoes: All my life On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: bleh tomato
When did you eat you're first tomato: cringe thread When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: XD tomato random XD Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): llol i love tomatoe If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: donaly hump How long have you hated tomatoes:forever asdf moveie XD On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: XDDDDDDDDDDDD fuck me so frandom (between funny and random XD)
When did you eat you're first tomato: In Niger When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: When I saw the color Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): When they slow at working If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Nat Turner How long have you hated tomatoes: Ever since they had rights On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: really
When did you eat you're first tomato: since I was born. When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: i don't Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): none If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: appl because he stinks like shit How long have you hated tomatoes: never. if you hate tomatoes, you must hate ketchup and spaghetti On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: 0 be grateful that tomatoes are still here because if a skunk sprayed the living shit out of you, you'll be smelly like appl also be grateful of ketchup
Denied Reasons: -Fagot -Likes tomatoes -On sex offender list, that's why he hangs with tomatoes and not us cool kids -sometimes breaks parole
When did you eat you're first tomato: When I was 5 years old, I swallowed a bottle of ketchup, half full. When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: After I drank that ketchup Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): D If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Counter How long have you hated tomatoes: 8 years On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: 11/2.6
When did you eat you're first tomato: When I was 3 years old, I was given a tomato and was told it was healthy. I was unaware it was what made ketchup and other things tomato is in When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: When I was 5 and I had the ability to start remembering things I remember eating a tomato raw and it was horrible, I never wanted to eat one again. Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): B If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: My mother, She is always as red a tomato when angry which is well... Always, she is getting more sour and rotten as time passes and she is just a small insignificant piece of life that is unneeded. [This is all a joke by the way] How long have you hated tomatoes: I am 23 and I've hated them tomato since 5 so like... 18 years now? On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: patato the dato
When did you eat your first tomato: Sometime before I started elementary school. My mom was eating a salad, and I tried a tomato from it. When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: The moment it touched my mouth. Which do you hate most of about a tomato (Consistency, Flavor, Color): The consistency and flavor are both wretched. I'd choose to be on an episode of Fear Factor before eating a tomato. The red-orange color is the only redeeming aspect, and it still sucks. If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Spoiler How long have you hated tomatoes: Since the moment I first tasted one. On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: raw tomato
Will there be tomato hater hearings scheduled in this club? edit: Spoiler And, what's the deal with this shit called lettuce? Taste like water if water were a dirty leaf.