I've gotten in trouble at school countless times but the highlight of my career was when I was in like 4th or 5th grade and after a play or somthing, I walked up to the microphone and called my teacher a Bitch in fron of the entire gathering of parents and students. Needless to say I got my ass handed to me by my dad. ( Feel free to post more stories if you want)
Freshman year of high school, I was super hungry and lunch wasn't for 3 hours. I went to a vending machine with just enough change to get some chips that would hold me over. So of course my luck made the chips get stuck on something when it falls. I get pissed, so I ram my shoulder into the machine. The glass cover cracks and my chips fall. I grab my chips and go back to class. Got suspended for a week but it was worth it.
Started a moderately successful food fight at lunch midway through middle school. One day a couple weeks before graduation in 8th grade I pooled over $200 from various students to support a cause. The sole intent was that every dollar would be spent on silly string, load my backpack with it, and distribute it to everyone to attempt creating the ultimate graduation finale. I was in my last class when the vice principal walked in to pull me out to the principals office. Of course my fun was ruined by a Debbie Downer. I was nearly suspended for soliciting before managing to talk my way out. Also, took control of an administrator account on the computer in high school, and managed to capture and remotely connect to all faculty and students in the building. Needless to say I saw some confidential information. Next best thing is that I was suspended for refusing to give a teacher my cell phone, lol.
One time this guy tried to be hot shit around his friends. Slapped me in the face and called me a bitch. A gave a him a free nose job by slamming his face into a locker 3 times. All of his friends were shocked but none of them ratted on me. And that was the last time anyone ever fucked with me.
When I was in my old school we had summer school accounts ss1 and password fasd and every one knew that the school tech guy left for lunch well he had a huge server room and I copied private emails and so much crap to a 8 gig flash drive and I sent them on the summer school account and every one seen what teacher thought of kids and much more rude crap that teachers talk about well a person sold me because they seen me do it and that's why I'm at my new school today
There was also this really mean but hot chick so I got about 10-20 cans of spray cheese and my friend helped me hook it up to her locker and when she opened it she got the shock of her life. Also another reason I moved
I got in trouble in elementary, middle school, high school and college for fucking ur bitch. 10/10 would do again.
you guys are fucking rough In 3rd grade elementary I called a girl in class the swedish equivalent of "poop" which also rhymes on her name. She cried and I got told. Swedish schools are basically not allowed to hand out suspensions at all, we're fucking pussies.
Damn Ya'll are bad ass'. The only thing i did was get into a fight because i live in southern California and I was raised around fighters, hell you can even say I am a fighter, but some girl wanted to fight me because of a rumor (some drama shit). So she said meet me on the side of the school (where most fights happen). After school i went to the side of the school and all of her friends were there and mind you I have no friends so I hit her a few times she hit me, and in the end she suffered because she had a i believe broken thumb and somehow her ear drum was busted. After that her friends tried to jump me when she was on the ground, luckily for me before i got cheep shotted, a teacher came. In the end i had to go to charter school for a year but, she didn't press charges.
Well, I got into a fight with a dumbass at my school, and I punched him in the face and his front teeth broke hah
Man I can top all of this. In kindergarden this kid would always bully me so I got one of his bully friends to help me and we tied his shoelaces together, and the teacher said "what if a fire happened, what would happen to him?" And I spent the next ten minutes untieing his shoelaces. #truebadass
