STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse! How will you use it? [e.g.] The item to my right is a shirt and I will use it as; -A bandage -A weapon to strangle zombies -A mask to hide my face -A shirt as actual clothing Now you try!
The item to my right is a towel and I will use it as: A source of material to dry myself after using a shower; A source of material to dry myself when I swim to Fuckthat Island
The item to my right is a printer I will use it as -something to re-engineer and contact help -use parts to make a badass weapon -smash over a zombies head -drop onto bandits invading my house -print things -pour ink into eyes of my enemies for information