Comments on Profile Post by Decap

  1. The Wolf Whisperer
    The Wolf Whisperer
    funny but terrible
    Jul 15, 2016
  2. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
    Jul 20, 2016
  3. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    A Sandy-Hook survivor
    Jul 20, 2016
  4. Decap
    Decap
    ayyyy
    Jul 20, 2016
  5. The Wolf Whisperer
    The Wolf Whisperer
    Jesus you two are terrible
    Jul 20, 2016
  6. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    "My mom told me I'm terrible. imma show her!" - Adam P. Lanza
    Jul 20, 2016
  7. Decap
    Decap
    A black man walked into a store. He bought a water and a bag of chips with money he made from a respected job. He left and went to a baseball game that his son was playing at. What a nice story.
    Jul 20, 2016
  8. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    Two black guys are strolling along at a state fair. They come upon a gypsy's tent with a sign in front that reads TURN WHITE FOR ONLY $15.
    Jul 20, 2016
  9. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    The black guys look at each other and figure, "Fuck it, why not? Should be good for a laugh." They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10, but his buddy has a 20.
    Jul 20, 2016
  10. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    "I've got it!" the first guy says. "Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent.
    Several minutes go by.
    Jul 20, 2016
  11. Wolfgang
    Wolfgang
    The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit.
    The first black guy is ecstatic. "Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
    The white guy looks at him and says "Fuck you nigger, get a job."
    Jul 20, 2016
  12. Decap
    Decap
    Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
    Jul 21, 2016