A black man walked into a store. He bought a water and a bag of chips with money he made from a respected job. He left and went to a baseball game that his son was playing at. What a nice story.
The black guys look at each other and figure, "Fuck it, why not? Should be good for a laugh." They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10, but his buddy has a 20.
"I've got it!" the first guy says. "Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent.
Several minutes go by.
The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit.
The first black guy is ecstatic. "Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!"
The white guy looks at him and says "Fuck you nigger, get a job."
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