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Discussion in 'Interests' started by Mapplesauce, Oct 27, 2015.
ill tell yeet ya fockin donk ya'll shit taste anime
spongebob is my favorite
at first easy entertainment for children, now filth ruined because of the obvious bankruptcy in creativity. gag characters such as Patrick have drastically different characterizations where they exist only to be stupid and an asshole. SpongeBob is nowhere even likeable now especially to the demographic the show is aiming for, mainly because he is so fucking annoying and is so bipolar that you can't help but dislike the characterization. the jokes are no longer clever and the show exists nominally only.
TL;DR used to be decent show for the demographic, now trash
so basically your favorite anime is fucking shit
I dont even watch them but I want you to say why the following are scheiße:
Sword art online
Attack on titan
Hellsing (Original and ultimate if you can)
Naruto and boruto the movie
sword art online o god
even without this thread SAO is fucking trash
IDC if people accuse me as part of the circlejerk, I still think SAO is among the worst shows the anime industry has to offer. the main character is among the most generic characters i have ever witnessed in anime and has absolutely no depth whatsoever. his development is literally skipped- the show skips days and months in each time skip, which wouldn't be that bad except until when you consider that there's like 5 time skips in each damn episode. the only thing you know about kirito is that he's practically jesus and gets all of the girls from saving them in a stupid direct way. instead of roundabout fights like in JoJo, it relies on Kirito being more overpowered than the others and using glorified street fights to destroy his enemies. then he spouts on like a shitty one liners and that makes us facepalm and think "is this kid serious? fuck off already," and then he winks at his bitches and they all become tsundere fuckers for him. seriously? characterization plays a crucial role in a show with a setting of an intense tragic death game like sao's:- how can we feel bad for any of the characters when they die if they have no depth or personality or how can we remain engaged when there is no unique personalities or fights? everything is absolutely bland, and the show treating itself like its female characters like fucking fodder to mc-kun is insulting to the viewer. with terrible pacing, god awful characterization, literally no themes or motiffs, and a cancerous second half, probably one of the only good things is the premise which it completely butchers.
2/10 would toilet again, can seriously write a 5 page essay MLA format on why this show's writing is awful
attack on titan aka snk
ok snk is beyond belief with its popularity, captivating even the whitest of peoples to watch the chinese cartoon. given this thread im going to be objective and state that it's critically baaad. the premise is amazing and allows for great possibilities, but sadly the show goes about it the wrong way and basically is just a reskinned generic power shonen filled with deus ex machina and ass pulls. the main character is any other 2 dimmensional shonen character like naruto or ichigo reskinned upon belief and is provided with a dark setting to further his development, but sadly he only develops in like one episode and for the rest is basically static. the other characters are two dimmensional as well. mikasa, every white fan's favorite waifu, exists literally only to want to protect eren with no other goals. shes practically a robot that wants to protect this kid. eren, the protagonist, wants to kill all the titans and save his friends!! it's to the point where hes so obsessed with being the selfless hero that he quite literally attempts to die for his comrade. of course, a deus ex machina ass pull unfolds and he survives, but you know, whatever. he's the embodiment of all of the shonen protagonists, just reskinned in a dark lore. the characterization is really off, but at least they have something close to a personality, unlike SAO.
4/10 writing would fap to shit tier waifu again (still entertaining show tho)
too lazy to do hellsing read a shitty review or something
sorry floppy, ik ur a fan of naruto but if you come to this thread u must be prepared for the consequences- tbh naruto is super nostalgic for me as i watched it all the time as a kid so
awful characterization, cancerous pacing, riddled with plotholes and deus ex machina with a complex overarching plot that is dark for no reason other than to pretend to be developing the characters
naruto himself is the one dimensional shonen protagonist that everyone who watches anime is familiar with. guts will conquer all, lonely past, friendship will conquer all, wants to save friends, moron other than fighting, crazy hairstyle, likes eating. jesus, there is seriously nothing that makes his character any different than any other shonen protagonist. whenever he is going to lose, the audience knows theres going to be an ass pull or his kyuubi mode to save his ass. if you know what deus ex machina is, you will now after watching naruto.
sakura is tsundere terrible shit tier waifu who is useless and does literally nothing other than being the hoe that naruto wants to fuck badly
sasuke is emo shitfuck who thinks hes cool and shit, annoying af with little personality other than DERK AND COOL XDD, he just wants to leave the damn village but naruto is obsessed in trying to bring him back to the point where you cant help but question if the kid is homosexual since sasuke hates the fuck out of him and seriously WANTS to leave the village. he wasnt like kidnapped or some shit calm down god damn
pacing? lol, fights can seriously last up to like 7 episodes each and many result in naruto "talk no jutsu" the fuck out of his enemies where he uses the power of stupid one liners and ridiculous promises with absolutely no foundation. also you know something is wrong when 3/4 of the show is awful filler episodes.
if i wrote everything wrong about this show it'd take like an essays length of words so im just gonna end it with
naruto is among the most generic battle shonens ever, shippuden is even worse, 3/10 writing, havent gotten around to watching boruto, will do so eventually
the most glaring flaw is pacing for gods sake, fights can last like 100 million episodes filled with screaming and ridiculous shit unleashing for the sake of being manly even though jojo excels at that better
i dont remember that much about the show so i cant really go in depth but yeah it's a good show for like kids and people who don't really give a shit about analyzing but critically its pretty bad
ok so apparently a fucking shit tier pokemon like pikachu can destroy so many legendaries? bro even if you max out SA EVS and IVS you still can't beat that many pokemon especially when not evolving to raichu. also you cant find starters like charmander and squirtle. dont fuck me with me writers
1/10 not even pokemon showdown tier 1 competitive gameplay
DBZ: try' all series (GT etc)
Is it wrong to pick up girls in the dungeon
Shakugan no Shana
Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi
Boku no Pico
is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon
literally sao big fat fucking titties addition like what the shit 1.5/10
shakugan no shana
shakugan no shana was seriously nonsensical like 9/10 of the time, especially the third season. you dont just fucking shove a bunch of random shit and expect the viewer to understand it all, and explaining it all in like the final episode is not very good design at all. characterization is also awful like seriously, worst tsundere 1/10, main character lacks depth, ridiculous pacing, great opening, autistic first half in the second season
first season: 3/10
second season: 2/10
third season: 2/10
i watched it a while ago so i cant remember the details but ya i disliked it a lot
spirited away... fuck, this is by far the hardest. i guess i can just say mononoke hime was better?? i guess spirited away needed to stop characterizing so many characters and focus on the main character but even then that's subjective. but still, it's 2 hours long when it doesnt need that length for the same storytelling.
i still think its basically flawless
but since its a movie it doesnt count ha get fucked kid
boku no pico was actually a lot worse than i thought it would be. i watched it with my friend and oh my god it just gets funnier and funnier. i literally cried of laughter from boku no pico, its really worse than you think. there is a lot of semen. no like, i mean it, if their semen was water, these two boys would be able to hose out enough to hydrate all of Africa. that shit is like a rain dance, except white and, um, semen. as the two boys ejaculate on each other nonstop you begin to think to yourself, "what in the fuck am i doing with my life"
no like seriously there is a lot of sperm i think all of the budget went into animating the physics of it
pls no more ghibli films its impossible to criticize
mentioned already, dont remember them, still not good critically, xd
Moved to the Interests section of the forum.
My anime list sorted by score can be found here.
i agree with basically all of your ratings, i just think we have different rating scales
also you should check out NGE and pyscho pass judging from your tastes
Can you rate other people?
Do you actually not want to do a review on Hellsing or do you know your going to be vicously murdered by @Alucard Van Hellsing if you give it a bad enough review?
the former, I barely know the guy and if he actually gets offended by critism of his favorite show then he should get offended, critism is nothing you should be offended by unless the person id blatantly using wrong facts and acts as if subjective factors are facts.
that said I still liked hellsing and normally I would rate it very positive but given the threads circumstances I would act as if its shit
I can ironically "rate someone's taste in Chinese cartoons" but only ironically since there is no superior taste in anything since it is subjective
but I can unironically state that x person likes more shows with better writing and y person liked more shows with worse writing, but even then writing is at many times subjective so its weird
tho if u like fairy tail, infinite Stratos and SAO but dislike steins gate, fmab, LotGH and hxh 2011 then you have as close as possible to objectively shit taste
You wouldnt get it if you havent met him, never mind then.
No no, im talking bout people on Devinity.