1. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    Heyo, mapple with the d o double g here, lemme hear the hoo ha from my fans... Mm, that's right.

    So today I was talking to 4chan and we had difficulty in determining how to cryptify a block exchange sequence in a mainframe. If that can be done, the main router access can be configurated to int_main the fuck out of the motherboard. Yeah, I know this could be a risk to the core, but if you wear a ski mask and properly ground yourself while hacking you should be fine. But anyway, the main issue is that this is really difficult given that the firewall binarifies the drivers, so the multi dimension pointing is rendered useless.

    We attempted to use Fibonacci sequence to decode our monitors, but to no avail. Rebuilding the gpu using VLC to release the inner hello world algorithm doesn't work either; trust me, we tried. And yes, even pressing F5 didn't work.

    Any thoughts @Donkie @Bayrock @Dr. Pit Lazarus ?
     
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  2. Wolfgang

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    hoo ha
     
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  3. Roflcopter Rogers

    Roflcopter Rogers Least From The East Platinum VIP

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    what a meme

    -EDIT- Have you tried tracking the "Attackers" ip down and stress testing it?
     
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    memes are on point at devinity rn
     
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  6. Donkie

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    Did you have the assistance of another set of hands on the same keyboard? That's pretty important to successfully hack something.
     
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  7. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    Not necessary, I use a cryptified razer mouse macro with an inbuilt VPN Ethernet to assist my typing.
     
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    Donkie Founder & Senior Developer Platinum VIP

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    Ah. Not sure what it could be then. Did you try DDoSing your TCP wall with ICMP packets? That should make the DOS shell automatically interrupt itself based on said ICMP packet's payload.
     
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  9. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    When I do that, and run cmd.txt, the batch file gives me the error "OpenGL expansion card has run into an unexpected break." Even after debugging the shit out of the turtle shell, it tells me that the file cannot be found and the analog ASDL encryption failed to build. I think it's because of the hefty amount of Bitcoin processing DDoS.txt has on my computer. It's a pretty large file.
     
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  10. Rick

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    That's probably because your runtime isn't high enough. Try extracting into the stack pointer before you execute next time.

    Could also be your recursion though, if you're not using an innumerable version of SQL then OpenGL has problems when it parses to the register, especially when using an ARM processor because r15 isn't able to be used as a GPR. If you can't afford a new processor just go into your DOS terminal and run:

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    alias ?='cowsay -f $(ls /usr/share/cowsay/cows | shuf -n 1 | cut -d. -f1) $(whatis $(ls /bin) 2>/dev/null | shuf -n 1)'
     
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  11. Mapplesauce

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    So, after extracting the code to minecraft.jar in attempts for a test net, I got a config error stating that I don't have enough multi variate pointers to make the SQL regristatrator out of scope. I edited the batch file with paint to obsfucate the terminal, but Java blocks it because it thinks it's a virus. Should I try forcing Bitcoin into the regristatrator to overflow it?
     
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    It's because you declared minecraft.jar as a constant instead of a variable you dumdum.
     
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    No, I declared it as a multiclass pointer and issued it as a 64bit file. If I declared it as a variable the function would completely fuck itself over, dumbshit
     
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    hoo ha
     
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    This thread
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  16. Dr. Pit Lazarus

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  17. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    Waiting for someone to post more ideas.
     
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    join anonymous and ask your coworkers for help


    hoo ha
     
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    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    Ive talked to them, they already said they're busy on their next hacking project. I can't tell you who they're hacking because it's heavily confidential. They'll send the most notorious of executioners, W.T snacks to get me...
     
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    can they hack trump again and this time get non outdated info. would be nice
     
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