Official Tomato Hating Thread

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  1. Wolfgang

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    would you like to join #hatethetomateclub?

    Fill out this resume below (must follow template):
    When did you eat you're first tomato: When I was 6

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: as my mum gave birth to me

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): D duh

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Christopeher Walken or Adam Sandler

    How long have you hated tomatoes: All my life

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: bleh tomato
     
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    When did you eat you're first tomato: cringe thread

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: XD tomato random XD

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): llol i love tomatoe

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: donaly hump

    How long have you hated tomatoes:forever asdf moveie XD

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: XDDDDDDDDDDDD fuck me so frandom (between funny and random XD)
     
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    literally dying of laughing rn
     
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    When did you eat you're first tomato: In Niger

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: When I saw the color

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): When they slow at working

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Nat Turner

    How long have you hated tomatoes: Ever since they had rights

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: really
     
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    When did you eat you're first tomato: since I was born.

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: i don't

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): none

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: appl because he stinks like shit

    How long have you hated tomatoes: never. if you hate tomatoes, you must hate ketchup and spaghetti

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: 0

    be grateful that tomatoes are still here because if a skunk sprayed the living shit out of you, you'll be smelly like appl

    also be grateful of ketchup
     
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    Reasons:

    -Fagot
    -Likes tomatoes
    -On sex offender list, that's why he hangs with tomatoes and not us cool kids
    -sometimes breaks parole
     
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    -isn't gey like counter
     
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    -memes
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    -passed with flying lying colours
    -memes
     
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    In a few years you're going to look back at this thread and feel embarrassed as fuck
     
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    ive never seen something as le random and funny as this quirky little thread
     
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NOH8_Campaign
    Ikr
     
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    When did you eat you're first tomato: When I was 5 years old, I swallowed a bottle of ketchup, half full.

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them: After I drank that ketchup

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|): D

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?: Counter

    How long have you hated tomatoes: 8 years

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes: 11/2.6
     
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    Perfect App

    Ur a model hater
     
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    When did you eat you're first tomato:
    When I was 3 years old, I was given a tomato and was told it was healthy. I was unaware it was what made ketchup and other things tomato is in

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them:
    When I was 5 and I had the ability to start remembering things I remember eating a tomato raw and it was horrible, I never wanted to eat one again.

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (|A-Consistency|B-Flavour|C-Color|D-All of the Above|):
    B

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?:
    My mother, She is always as red a tomato when angry which is well... Always, she is getting more sour and rotten as time passes and she is just a small insignificant piece of life that is unneeded. [This is all a joke by the way]

    How long have you hated tomatoes:
    I am 23 and I've hated them tomato since 5 so like... 18 years now?

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes:
    patato the dato
     
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    When did you eat your first tomato:
    • Sometime before I started elementary school. My mom was eating a salad, and I tried a tomato from it.

    When did you first come out of the tomato hating closet and realize you hated them:
    • The moment it touched my mouth.

    Which do you hate most of about a tomato (Consistency, Flavor, Color):
    • The consistency and flavor are both wretched. I'd choose to be on an episode of Fear Factor before eating a tomato.
    • The red-orange color is the only redeeming aspect, and it still sucks.

    If you could compare one person to a tomato who would that person be?:
    [​IMG]

    How long have you hated tomatoes:
    • Since the moment I first tasted one.

    On a scale of tomato to patato how much do you hate tomatoes:
    • raw tomato
     
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    I love tomatos, fuck this thread
     
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    Accepted...welcome to the club.
     
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    Be gone! You Tomato-Loving Savage! Be gone! ††††
     
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    Will there be tomato hater hearings scheduled in this club?

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    And, what's the deal with this shit called lettuce? Taste like water if water were a dirty leaf.
     
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