Plan to Make Money,

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  1. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    made by Mapplesauce and @Alex, written mostly by @Alex

    Hello pals, so we made a very good plan.

    So if you do it correctly and sell all of the body parts of a human body on the black market you could probably get around 1 mill. So, with 1 million per body, you can just kill tons of people and sell the parts on the black market for easy money. Of course because of the corrupt justice system, you may get jailed, so you can just bribe the government to let you out instantly. So here's the plan.

    There are seven billion people in the world, if you kill and sell all six billion and nine hundred thousand nine hundred ninety nine people (since you're not killing yourself also 69 xd) you can get ez 6,999,999,999 x 1000000 dollars. So essentially $6,999,999,999,000,000.00 for free.

    After that, we can use the money to fund for Devinity and pay for college debts. Actually, we don't have to kill everyone- we can keep the devinity staff and NicholasIbarra so we have a constant playerbase and a constant staff team.

    Thoughts?
     
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  2. Alex

    Alex Mouth from the South

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    I DID NOT LOL XD
     
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  3. Decap

    Decap Super Radman

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    Flaws in your plan:
    1. It's not "free" in every sense of the word. You have to do some sort of work in order to kill the people. Even then you want the people to stay alive as long as possible before the purchase of the said organs. So you would have to lock them up somewhere Saw style just without the death machine puzzles.
    2. If you killed everyone but yourself, then there is no reason to have money.
    3. If you killed everyone but yourself, you would have no one to sell the parts to.
    4. You're a psychopath, bummer.
     
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  4. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    1. not if i get alex to do all of the shit xd
    2. listen decap, not everything is about money and material things. you know what's more important than material things? knowledge.
    3. the internet
    4. no u
     
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  5. Rick

    Rick female nipple Gold VIP

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    Flaws in ur plan:
    ther are none! :)))
    Glhfcan i get a few on the side ;)
     
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  6. Mapplesauce

    Mapplesauce twentyseven character title

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    no were killing u first u fucking fagot
     
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