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Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Decap, Nov 2, 2015.
Before getting banned from the school, he made just enough money to buy some Gucci flip flops.
Turned out they where fake, he sold them to some tall * 6ft black man last seen wearing a dark hoodie*
The man bought a real pair this time, and just fucked you bitch in some Gucci flip flops.
Given the tragic story, him and his endeavors, the man realized that recently the fucked up shit he has been doing have been completely devoid of his original personality- it was almost like random people from, lets say an online forum, were making up the stuff he went through...
But he didn't mind all the bull shittery, and kept going.
It is then at that very moment that he wanted to be a Pokemon master, catch them all just like Ethan.
But unfortunately he couldn't, given that he has shit taste in anime.
He didn't have the eyes for it eather, so he decided to be a pornstar.
While making his first porno, he took a shit on his fellow Pornstars leg.
He woke up from this nightmare, and remembered he was a NICE, RESPECTABLE, and WISE man.
But his own dream had planted a lusting seed into sulcus. His longing to drop a steaming cleavland steamer onto a bitch outgrew the restraints of his willpower, his deepest subconscious thoughts, the ones he had kept in chastity for all these years, were beginning to surface.
Suddenly God himself got rid of the seed, and he became a NICE, RESPECTABLE, and WISE man again.
One day while walking down the street, the man came across a woman who was swallowing bananas whole.
He decides to one up the girl, and started swallowing two bananas whole.
In doing so, he starts to choke on the long stiff bananas as they lodge themselves in his throat.
Somehow, deep in his soul, he found the dark, twisted, pain amusing.
WHY YOU GOTTA BRING MY NUDES INTO THIS LOL
Decided we should start this up again!
After going through a breakthrough, he realized he was a masochist; then, he said out loud the most powerful monologue of all time...
"Kid Cudi is love, Kid cudi is life" he spoke.