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  1. Ethan

    Ethan Emo

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    Before getting banned from the school, he made just enough money to buy some Gucci flip flops.
     
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  2. Rollie

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    Turned out they where fake, he sold them to some tall * 6ft black man last seen wearing a dark hoodie*
     
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  3. Ethan

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    The man bought a real pair this time, and just fucked you bitch in some Gucci flip flops.
     
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    Given the tragic story, him and his endeavors, the man realized that recently the fucked up shit he has been doing have been completely devoid of his original personality- it was almost like random people from, lets say an online forum, were making up the stuff he went through...
     
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  5. Ethan

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    But he didn't mind all the bull shittery, and kept going.
     
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  6. Rollie

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    It is then at that very moment that he wanted to be a Pokemon master, catch them all just like Ethan.
     
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  7. Mapplesauce

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    But unfortunately he couldn't, given that he has shit taste in anime.
     
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  8. Rollie

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    He didn't have the eyes for it eather:eye:, so he decided to be a pornstar.
     
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    Mango The Australian Down Under Gold VIP

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    While making his first porno, he took a shit on his fellow Pornstars leg.
     
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  10. Ethan

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    He woke up from this nightmare, and remembered he was a NICE, RESPECTABLE, and WISE man.
     
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    Rick female nipple Gold VIP

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    But his own dream had planted a lusting seed into sulcus. His longing to drop a steaming cleavland steamer onto a bitch outgrew the restraints of his willpower, his deepest subconscious thoughts, the ones he had kept in chastity for all these years, were beginning to surface.
     
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  12. Ethan

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    Suddenly God himself got rid of the seed, and he became a NICE, RESPECTABLE, and WISE man again.
     
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  13. Decap

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    One day while walking down the street, the man came across a woman who was swallowing bananas whole.
     
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  14. Ethan

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    He decides to one up the girl, and started swallowing two bananas whole.
     
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    In doing so, he starts to choke on the long stiff bananas as they lodge themselves in his throat.
     
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    Alex Mouth from the South

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    Somehow, deep in his soul, he found the dark, twisted, pain amusing.


    @Rollie
    WHY YOU GOTTA BRING MY NUDES INTO THIS LOL

    Decided we should start this up again!
     
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    yo bump

    After going through a breakthrough, he realized he was a masochist; then, he said out loud the most powerful monologue of all time...
     
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    "Kid Cudi is love, Kid cudi is life" he spoke.
     
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