Forum Game Act like the user above you

Details:
* You see a user. You act like he would act on a certain situation. His avatar/signature/name can help you with that (maybe you know him, who knows?) Don't forget to include your own situation after you've answered on a situation of this user.
Example:

So, I'll start:
My Gmod crashed.

 

Counter:
Hentai! Yaoi! Ecchi! Waifu in distress!
:thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror::thehorror:

 

My name is nyaa and usually no one understands what I say or post because it's all in poetic forum Huahhbbbbbbbb!

 

Shoes.

 

Elec-motha-fokin-tronics'n electricity'n laser

Spoiler

Tried my best :/

 

Taki'Asha:
*replies to thread*
*no one else replies*
*thread dies*

 

i love kid icarus way too much

 

Thats what she says.

 

Poshli Igrat Govno © Ruski Nya Corporation 2016

 

Back at ya!

 

I'm gonna throw something in people's back and then have some Небольшой суп рис.

Spoiler

Too much, Daddy

 

How am i a meme ?

 

Pidgeon:Thanks guys I dropped my bradwust because of your nazi jokes now I'M TRIGGERED FOR LIFE

 

I AM FUCKING DIYING OMFG XDDDD

 

Music, music, songs, art, music, more music, Do you know about music? Music, art, 1440 bitrate, music, songs, music.
Did i mention Music?

 

I want to kill someone just dig into there meat and hear the bone crack (anyone remebers this from slack )