Bayrock = Illuminati Member

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  1. Duck Marketer

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    Bayrock is part of the Illuminati Organization! This is how I know!

    Bayrock
    The word "Rock" is in his name.
    A rock could have minerals in it...
    Minerals have 8 letters
    The number 8 is the vertical way of the infinity sign
    The infinity sign is an infinite amount of numbers
    numbers are what are used in math
    math is something that a lot of children hate
    children also hate to eat vegetables
    vegetables are usually grown in the ground
    the ground is known to be where hell is located
    hell is known to be the land of the Devil
    the Devil is the brother to God
    God lives in the sky
    The sky is where magical My Little Ponies live
    Ponies are the small way to say horse
    a Horse is used in the old times as a main source of transportation
    transportation in the modern day is usually by car now
    Cars are made by metal usually
    Metal is used in swords
    swords are used to kill sometimes
    killing involves blood most likely
    blood is what is inside bodies
    bodies are what our physical form is
    physical is the opposite of mental
    mental has six letters
    six is a number
    three is also a number
    What has 3 sides?

    You guessed it. Illuminati

    Illuminati Confirmed
     
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    Duck Marketer
    Market
    Money
    Judaism
    Star of David
    David
    David Attenborough
    Wildlife
    Survival Of the Fittest
    Death
    Death isn't funny

    Confirmed Duck's overused jokes aren't funny
     
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