Betting on elections.

This was an idea used at facepunch and @Donkie thought it would be fun. ALL things you bet WILL be taken seriously (bans, demotions, whatever you bet). You're basically betting on who will do what in politics, for example, "I bet being banned for a month on Bernie winning the elections."

WHATEVER YOU BET FIRST STICKS, YOU CANNOT EDIT YOUR POST, FIRST ANSWER IS WHAT WE'LL TAKE.

I'll go first since I made the thread:

If Bernie wins and is the confirmed runner for the democratic party, I will give away a copy of Civ 5 with ALL DLC.

 

If Bernie wins I'll move out of the socialism.

 

If Donald wins, I will leave Devinity.

 

If Donald Trump wins the election I will go on hiatus from devinty for atleast a week making poems about him and songs.

If Hillary wins discourage me from forums.

 

If Donald wins I'll do a shot of Lab-Grade Ethanol.

If Hillary wins I'll pour 2.5M Hydrochloric acid over my hand.

(The presidential election that is)

 

this guy's gonna get ban'd

 

if donald dump gets elected ill take down my workshop items and stop working on maps

 

You aren't working on maps -.-

 

if trump wins ill make myself vomit on my razer keyboard :tears:

 

If trump wins I'll get a cat.

 

For all of the drinking bets, you must join the flood server, and and play drunk

 

And that's how staff get demoted.

 

If trump wins I'll become staff.

 

Playing high is better

 

If Trump wins I will construct every post in the same way Dawson makes his posts. I'll also stop shitposting.

 

If Trump wins, Bayrock must give me a small loan of 1 million dollars.

If Clinton wins, Donkie must give me $250,000 to do a speech.

 

If Clinton wins I'll apologize to each of the Bengazi families myself.