So, lets call it a game, even if its... not. Rules are simple: You need to tell something about yourself, that will break initional stereotype about your home country, or your age, or your sex, or your religion. For example: I dont drink Vodka. I don't know how to play on Balalaika. I didn't saw a single bear my whole life. I don't greet Christmas, even though Im Christian. I don't know shit about cars and\or soccer. Like that. Simple. You try.
* I prefer coffee instead of tea; * I don't take an umbrella everywhere I go; * I don't have a British accent (lmao, don't even expect that from me); And as I'm half Russian: * I don't ride bears; * I don't support Trump; * I'm not a Russian Spy; * I like American people; * I never sang the Katyusha song; * I hate Putin; * I don't:
I fucking despise tea I hate crumpets I don't apologise a lot I'm not polite I'm not posh Fish and chips can fuck off back to the sea and farms I've never seen a red bus in my life I don't give a fuck about queues just barge in front and tell everyone else to fuck off I would say I don't drink alot but... yeah I don't respect the rules That's it chaps, do pop by for a cup of tea some time won't you?
Given I have dual citizenship to Canada &a America I'll break both: US •I don't spend 24 hours on tumblr or social media •I don't vape •I don't drink Budweiser or Jack Daniels •I exercise •I don't plan on living in my parents house all my life •I enjoy socializing and don't want to avoid all conversation with other human beings •I recognize the downfall of my ecosystem and recycle •I'm not materialistic •I don't own 20 guns and an AR (though my father does) Canada: •I don't say "eh" at the end of all sentences •I've never had maple syrup in my life •I don't eat bacon with every meal •I watch other sports besides hockey •I'm not polite to every tourist I see •I ice skate to work (yeah some idiot actually asked if I did) •It's not winter all year round where I live, sometimes it's warmer here than NY
