Impress me for a random Steam Key (GIVEAWAY)

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  1. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    If you can say something creative I'll PM you a random Steam Key. Your post could range from a really funny joke to a clever suggestion for improving our community or server; that's all up to you.

    • The significance of the game given may or may not be influenced by that of your post.
    • You can make as many attempts as you want, but you can only win once.
    • The length of the giveaway is directly related to the quality of the replies.
    • I'll mark winners with the "winner" rating.
    • Spam automatically disqualifies you.

    Good luck!
     
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  2. Nyaaa~ ∑:3

    Nyaaa~ ∑:3 Old Champion

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    I dont have a fidget spinner.
    Im the rare one.
     
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    Devinity - Grill. A devinity colour for all those special grills *nudge nudge counter*. This consists of a black background with purple/pink colouring. Es rly cool b0ss. (For teh foorums)
     
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  4. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    It's funny, but too predictable.

    Typical Viral post is typical.
     
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  5. Clyde

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    BaywoodSummervilleSouthCarolinaMobileHomesForRentForSale_Sign.jpg

    The picture is the joke itself.
     
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  6. Nyaaa~ ∑:3

    Nyaaa~ ∑:3 Old Champion

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    Im not even tryin', cuz i know its will be the key for some garbage.
     
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  7. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    You tried.
    Only as garbage as your post.
     
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  8. Rick

    Rick female nipple Gold VIP

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    Alex was an integral part of the community and it was truly saddening to see her go
     
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  9. Viral

    Viral Devinity's Finest Forger Staff Member Server Moderator Platinum VIP

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    Here's a joke - Bayrocks speed running ability. [Dont hurt me D:]
     
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  10. Nyaaa~ ∑:3

    Nyaaa~ ∑:3 Old Champion

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    All of my posts are garbage.
    Beat it.
     
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  11. The Gaming Bean

    The Gaming Bean Dedicated Member

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    Welcome to the Garry's Mod Workshop. This is going to be your introduction tour. I hope you enjoy your stay, because you'll never be able to leave.

    On our left, we have a bunch of Dupes, most of these are just trash, or they are stol-I mean, original content posted in the nice dupe format.
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    Continuing on, you'll see some that are truly classic saves. Most of these will be from the theme, 'Five Nights at Freddy's', an indie developed game by Scott Cawthon, that like most in these genre, have a good story turned to rubbish by 11 year olds on their mom's IPad.
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    On our right, you'll see the most beautiful part of our tour-ACTUAL CONTENT. Amazing, right? Maps and crap you can actually use. Look quickly, it goes by fast.
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    Seen enough? No? That's too bad! I didn't ask for this job! Take what's given to you!

    For those of us who wish to be truly daring, I present to you: The Most Recent.
    Many go in. Not as many come out.
    Here we have the worst of the worst.
    Undertale.

    Trash Items.

    FNAF.

    I'm gonna cover your eyes for you on this one. It's hard to look at. It has given people cancer before.


    Well, that concludes or introduction. Stay safe, and make sure to always be prepared for the horrors you could witness. Weed helps numb the pain. If you have any questions I will not be here to answer them.
    *Drives away on a bathtub on wheels*
    Does this count enough as community? Plz.
     
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  12. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

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    Make FloodVR a thing
     
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  13. SilverMario

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    I love you Rick.

    I think a good thing for the community would be to have more things to do on the forums, threads like this or game threads. Also making sure Jr Mods stay around before promoting them or even checking to see they want the position. Another really good thing would be to expand gamemodes, more gamemodes means bigger playerbase and more community members. (Being back jailbreak)
     
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  14. Rollie

    Rollie Devine Member Gold VIP

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    Nana is the best anime ever.
     
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  15. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    PMd you a random Steam key on the basis of your effort.

    PMd you two Steam keys for "The Escapists" DLC from your wishlist. Thanks for thinking positive.
     
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  16. Raze

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    [​IMG] I'm sick of it. I have hit bottom; Today I masturbated more than twenty times, many were followed. My stamina is dangerously low, and I fear I will not have an erection again. I was completely dry. I also put my finger in the ass to stimulate my prostate, and when it was not enough I used a marker. I felt so dirty that I cried after orgasm.

    Please if u know someone that can help me , please I need someone to help me with its I cant continue doing its but is so good for me that I cant stop....
     

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  17. Decap

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    I've got more posts, post ratings, likes, and forum points than anyone else in this community. I'm the living embodiment of a great community member.
     
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  18. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    I actually cringed.
    PMd you a random Steam key for being Decap.
     
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  19. captaindeath223

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    I actually debate suicide daily because I'm a depressing piece of shit and the only girl I ever loved used me for emotional support because she was stuck in a relationship and when she broke up with them stopped talking to me and it doesn't help that she stopped talking to me around when my dad died
     
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  20. Bayrock

    Bayrock Founder & Developer Staff Member Founder

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    While I encourage you not to bask in your own disparity, I applaud your transparency.
    Share your troubles with friends/family that understand you.

    PMd you a Steam key for "Her Story" for speaking your mind.

    It's a unique game wherein you access a database of interrogations to unravel the mystery beneath.
    I'm still working through the game myself.
     
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