Q: What do you cut wood with? A: A Sah Dude Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment. Q: What's the internet's favorite animal? A: The Lynx. Q: What is the Karate Expert's favorite beverage? A: Kara-tea A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres! What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy? I don't know and I don't care.
@Decap and I are big fans of dark humor but I'm not sure it would be entirely appropriate to post such in this thread.
Jack once played his favorite game Hot Potato with Grenade Guts were thrown across the floor Jack - The slowest of them all. Trough the chimney Santa goes Hands are freesing, stuffy nose Light the fire, little kid Let our Santa... warm a bit.
Spider spider was such a fighter, Until one day he walked on my lighter. When I saw him I almost shat, So then I hit him with my hat. I thought he was done, he was just a baby, But then he tipped my hat and said "M'lady".
