Know Any Jokes?

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  1. Ech0

    Ech0 Member Gold VIP

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    Q: What do you cut wood with?
    A: A Sah Dude

    Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
    A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

    Q: What's the internet's favorite animal?
    A: The Lynx.

    Q: What is the Karate Expert's favorite beverage?
    A: Kara-tea

    A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

    What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
    I don't know and I don't care.
     
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  2. Nyaaa~ ∑:3

    Nyaaa~ ∑:3 Old Champion

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    What's the name of a rich chineese kid?
    Cha-Ching.
     
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    @Decap and I are big fans of dark humor but I'm not sure it would be entirely appropriate to post such in this thread.
     
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    Jack once played his favorite game
    Hot Potato with Grenade
    Guts were thrown across the floor
    Jack - The slowest of them all.

    Trough the chimney Santa goes
    Hands are freesing, stuffy nose
    Light the fire, little kid
    Let our Santa... warm a bit.
     
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  5. Decap

    Decap Super Radman

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    Spider spider was such a fighter,
    Until one day he walked on my lighter.
    When I saw him I almost shat,
    So then I hit him with my hat.
    I thought he was done, he was just a baby,
    But then he tipped my hat and said "M'lady".​
     
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    Viral Devinity's Finest Forger Staff Member Server Moderator Platinum VIP

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    My life
     
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    why is 9 afraid of 7


    7 (8) 9

    im fuckin HYSTERICAL lololLOLOOlolOLOLO TROLL XDDDDD
     
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