Congratulations, your broadband speed is now 1 b/s faster than it was previously! I wish I had a different Devinity server to moderate, other than Flood.
Wish granted but you type extremely unorthodox compared to conventional methods like I do so you're technically still terrible at typing. I wish I could absorb massive amounts of knowledge as I desire.
Granted; but you end up knowing everything of the ins and outs of animal scat porn, causing you to be horrified of the outdoors and act as a shut in. Thus causes your parents to believe since you don't talk to girls, you're gay, since you're gay they send you to a gay camp to try and straighten you out, but then you turn to food, you gain 300 lbs and die of diabetes and heart problems. I wish I was creative.
Your wish is granted, but immersed in your sudden saturation of creativity you lock yourself away for the rest of your life, constantly thinking and creating, never to be seen again. I wish I never had to sleep.
Wish granted and you now swapped lives with me (I never sleep), but you have to take my responsibilities running the community. I wish I had the ability to teleport anywhere I desire.
Your wish is granted, but you have to follow this plot, constantly hunted I wish I had a fan in this room.
Congratulations you're now the proud owner of the colossus super computer! Spoiler I wish memes were currency
Wish granted, however the good part is only for upload speeds, your download speed is slower than it is now. I wish I had twenny dollas
Wish granted, you gave away your house to live on the streets. I wish someone can get me out of school.
