Make a statement. The person who replies will make a statement that takes things in a new direction that is scary, humorous, or otherwise surprising to the reader. Some examples: 1. Bob changed, got into bed, and turned out the light. - Had it been his house the night may have been more restful for him. 2. Until now Bob had a long work commute. - However, the recent mudslide had destroyed his home, and the Happy Time Inn is located only two blocks from his employ. 3. Bob, and Sally went to dinner. - Bob is a cannibal. 4. Bob layed in his bed, unable to sleep. - The whispering from beneath his bed saying "wait till he's asleep then we'll kill him" may have been a contributing factor. I think you get the point. I'll get things started... Thomas B. Pellard was out walking his dog Rufus.
Pellard is a deranged schizophrenic--"Rufus" was his son. _____________________________ Bruce went out with a few friends to shoot some hoops....
He then realised since his name change to Caitlyn, he can't throw anymore. --------------------------------------------- John got drunk with a few friends from work
They were found later next day at a recycling plant, compressed into tiny cubes. _________________________________________ During an afternoon fishing trip at the wharf, Bob managed to reel in an octopus.
When the octopus surfaced, Bob realised he caught Doc Ock and a fourth Spiderman movie commenced. ---------------------------------------- She bought a new computer
from what was one of the worlds last tech stores __________________________________ The boy loved his balloon.
He also loved noodling. ---------------------- The walrus and the carpenter stumbled upon a family of oysters....
They had been starving for days now. Too bad the both of them were allergic. —————————–——————————————— Steve and Martin wanted to be famous
They became the comedy group Steve Martin and thus were sued by the real comedian Steve Martin for using his name. —————————–——————————————— George has 3 cookies and Suzy has 5 watermelons.
They proceeded to throw them at eachother. _____________________________________ Tommy loved his bicycle.
This sucked because her house was scheduled for demolition and all she had left was her car. _____________________________________ Carl had no friends
...And he still had none. –------+--+----------- Greg stole a blimp, but has no idea how to get back down.
This was the start of the Hindenburg Disaster ------------------------ A Jew, a Catholic, and a Hindu walk into a milk bar.
So he came to America and voted for Hillary ----------------------------------- The Drug Dealer felt lonely
He had made no friends on his first day back to pre-school. ___________________________________________ Charles appreciated his cake.
because it'd be his last before he gets sent out to the front lines in WW2 where he will presumably die and/or get transferred to a research POW concentration camp ___________________________________________ neither donald trump or hilary clinton gets elected as president of the United States
Because North Korea bombed the debate stage on the night they were debating. -------------------------------------------- Elana's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
