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  1. Seth

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    Make a statement. The person who replies will make a statement that takes things in a new direction that is scary, humorous, or otherwise surprising to the reader. Some examples:



    1. Bob changed, got into bed, and turned out the light.

    - Had it been his house the night may have been more restful for him.



    2. Until now Bob had a long work commute.

    - However, the recent mudslide had destroyed his home, and the Happy Time Inn is located only two blocks from his employ.



    3. Bob, and Sally went to dinner.

    - Bob is a cannibal.



    4. Bob layed in his bed, unable to sleep.

    - The whispering from beneath his bed saying "wait till he's asleep then we'll kill him" may have been a contributing factor.



    I think you get the point. I'll get things started...



    Thomas B. Pellard was out walking his dog Rufus.
     
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    Pellard is a deranged schizophrenic--"Rufus" was his son.
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    Bruce went out with a few friends to shoot some hoops....
     
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    He then realised since his name change to Caitlyn, he can't throw anymore.

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    John got drunk with a few friends from work
     
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    They were found later next day at a recycling plant, compressed into tiny cubes.

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    During an afternoon fishing trip at the wharf, Bob managed to reel in an octopus.
     
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    When the octopus surfaced, Bob realised he caught Doc Ock and a fourth Spiderman movie commenced.

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    She bought a new computer
     
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    from what was one of the worlds last tech stores
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    The boy loved his balloon.
     
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    He also loved noodling.
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    The walrus and the carpenter stumbled upon a family of oysters....

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    They had been starving for days now. Too bad the both of them were allergic.
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    Steve and Martin wanted to be famous
     
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    They became the comedy group Steve Martin and thus were sued by the real comedian Steve Martin for using his name.
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    George has 3 cookies and Suzy has 5 watermelons.
     
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    They proceeded to throw them at eachother.
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    Tommy loved his bicycle.
     
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    Which is why I stole it
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    Bruce wanted to be an astronaut.
     
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    Bruce was a chair.
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    Jim's mother left her car keys on the counter.
     
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    This sucked because her house was scheduled for demolition and all she had left was her car.
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    Carl had no friends
     
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    ...And he still had none.

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    Greg stole a blimp, but has no idea how to get back down.
     
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    This was the start of the Hindenburg Disaster

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    A Jew, a Catholic, and a Hindu walk into a milk bar.
     
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    They disintegrated.

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    Carlos' house was plagued by fleas.
     
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    So he came to America and voted for Hillary
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    The Drug Dealer felt lonely
     
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    He had made no friends on his first day back to pre-school.
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    Charles appreciated his cake.
     
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    because it'd be his last before he gets sent out to the front lines in WW2 where he will presumably die and/or get transferred to a research POW concentration camp

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    neither donald trump or hilary clinton gets elected as president of the United States
     
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    Because North Korea bombed the debate stage on the night they were debating.

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    Elana's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard.
     
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