THE INTRODUCTION OF WOLFGANG

Discussion in 'Introduction' started by Wolfgang, Apr 11, 2017.

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What's my name?

  1. Lucifer

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  3. Wolfgang

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  1. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

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    Please allow me to introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    I've been around for a long, long year
    Stole many a man's soul to waste

    And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
    Had his moment of doubt and pain
    Made damn sure that Pilate
    Washed his hands and sealed his fate

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game

    I stuck around St. Petersburg
    When I saw it was a time for a change
    Killed the czar and his ministers
    Anastasia screamed in vain

    I rode a tank
    Held a general's rank
    When the blitzkrieg raged
    And the bodies stank

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
    Ah, what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

    I watched with glee
    While your kings and queens
    Fought for ten decades
    For the gods they made

    I shouted out,
    Who killed the Kennedys?
    When after all
    It was you and me

    Let me please introduce myself
    I'm a man of wealth and taste
    And I laid traps for troubadours
    Who get killed before they reached Bombay

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
    But what's confusing you
    Is just the nature of my game

    Just as every cop is a criminal
    And all the sinners saints
    As heads is tails
    Just call me Lucifer
    'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

    So if you meet me
    Have some courtesy
    Have some sympathy, and some taste
    Use all your well-learned politesse
    Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah

    Pleased to meet you
    Hope you guessed my name, mm yeah
    But what's puzzling you
    Is the nature of my game, mm mean it, get down

    Woo, who
    Oh yeah, get on down
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah!

    Tell me baby, what's my name
    Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
    Tell me baby, what's my name
    I tell you one time, you're to blame

    Oh, who
    Woo, woo
    Woo, who
    Woo, woo
    Woo, who, who
    Oh, yeah

    What's my name
    Tell me, baby, what's my name
    Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

    Woo, who, who
    Oh, yeah
    Woo woo
     
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  2. classic

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    I'm not going to read your shitty introduction you peasant, Instead i'll bully you.

    Firstly,
    Faggot isn't an option under "What's my name"

    Fuck you kid, just leave.

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    Wolfgang irl pic leaked







     
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  3. RedRazor

    RedRazor Active Member

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    I agree, thats gay.
     
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  4. Wolfgang

    Wolfgang Veteran Member Platinum VIP

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    I'm homosexual, what's up?
     
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  5. classic

    classic Community Member Platinum VIP

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    same
     
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  6. Viral

    Viral Devinity's Finest Forger Staff Member Server Moderator Platinum VIP

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    Mohammed isn't a name listed, i hate u now
     
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  7. Roflcopter Rogers

    Roflcopter Rogers Least From The East Platinum VIP

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    Your rhyme scheme gets fucked up
     
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  8. Decap

    Decap Super Radman

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    These young kids don't know about Rolling Stones.
     
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