Forum Game The Salty Spittoon

In this game, the goal is to come up with very creative ideas for, "how tough you are." You may say anything you want, but try to be creative. You are at the entrance of The Salty Spittoon, the roughest, toughest, and most bad ass place where the only way to get in, is to prove that you're tough by telling the person at the front gate how tough you are, he determines whether or not to let you in. SO.....
(Note: these are best read in a tough guy voice)

"How tough are you?"

Ex: How tough am I? I'm so tough, I went to DisneyChannel.com...........without my parents permission.

And now you answer.

 

Is it like proper things or just funny ones like your example

 

All of the above, serious ones work perfectly as well.
Ex: I'm so tough, I can take Saitamas punch no problem.

 

How tough am I? I'm so tough, I cut an onion... Without crying.

 

I'm so tough, I had a girlfriend in club penguin... and never broke up with her.

 

I'm so tough I commented on this thread without considering death more than I usually do with forum games

 

I'm so tough... I opened a pickle jar in one go.

 

I'm so tough, I can bend gravity.

 

I'm so tough, I can bend the space time continuum around Jeffrey while he's bending gravity.

 

How tough am I? My toughness level: Russian. That's second best after God.

 

I'm so tough I masturbate every 3rd Tuesday of every month at 3:34 in my neighbor's backyard while the sprinklers are on.


Someone from Imgur plz get this

 

I'm so tough, my digestive system has become like a furnace, my throat being a metal pipe, I have evolved to the tough state of being where I can easily swallow boulders for protein and energy, I ate my neighbors house for breakfast this morning because their dog was annoying.

 

Hou tough am I? Im able to divide any existing number or equation... by zero.