Rules: 1) Don't be a doofus 2) that's it So I had the almighty honor of playing Spyro: enter the dragonfly as a kid and it was the greatest thing that I ever played. I am kidding (sort of) but this game was something special to talk about. I still own this game today and I dare not touch it now because I might catch the plague touching it. The intro so after a brief period of me drooling and staring at the loading screen I came to the main menu and it was the lamest thing I ever saw. there was a ninja guy getting slapped around by spyro and a firefly (sparks is it?) making noises in the background. I didn't think much of it and instead started to fiddle around with the menu. a full hardy two options to choose from. options and start the game. I picked start the game and got to make a save file before the game even started. so I started and a cut scene happened after two loading screens and than I started to get confused. "huh" I thought "I put in spyro: enter the rectum cavity, not deleted scenes from food fight that got left on the air vent and melted a bit". it opens with someone screaming at the camera. maybe he was screaming at the stiff animations and thought corpses came to life. anyway nothing happens for awhile and then ripto (who burned alive in lava in a previous game mind you) shows up and lets his jaw flap for about 10 minutes too long and after another loading screen I see sparks? teleported into a giant room thingy. so off to fuck up ripto The bugs the big highlight of this circus. this game was buggy from the get go. I play for awhile and got stuck falling in a sky dojo place. afterwards I find a secret dragon encased in ice. and by secret I mean just sitting in the middle of a little oriental gazebo in front of the place. I play for about an hour and I unlocked a new area. some redneck farm area. anyway some farmer wants me to stop aliens from taking his cows or some shit. and I get to witness quality dialogue in this game. here's a legit conversation I had in-game: farmer: ... spyro: ... farmer: ... spyro: what? (no sound byte) spyro: what? farmer: exactly! (no connection to any prior conversation either) Top notch anyway after sometime passing and me still putting up with loading screens I reach the end of the game. by falling into the water, hovering around, and fazing into the last boss area. I kick the shit out of ripto, beat the game, look at the corpse of a squashed firefly and it stops. the verdict its shit, don't play it.